Dallas Midseason Finale

Just a few notes on the Dallas midseason finale. The show is scheduled to return on August 18.

Here be the spoilers:

• Bobby is angry that Sue Ellen and Ann lied to him about Emma and John Ross's affair. Really, Bobby how oblivious could you be. And it wasn't their secret to tell, though by now Bobby should know that John Ross is a slut that sluts...
• Emma finds out that John Ross isn't sexing her up for love. She really isn't upset as she expected it. Hurrah for some self-awareness. 
• Didn't really care about the situation with Christopher, Heather, Michael and Bo. I should be sympathetic as taking a child without permission is illegal, but I wasn't really into it. 
• Drew remains annoying (no offense to the actor). JR was the only one responsible for his father's death, so going after the dead man's family accomplishes nothing. It would be different if JR was still alive, and weren't the deaths of Christopher and Pamela's unborn twins enough of a price?
• Nicolas must be channeling (Guiding Light's Annie Dutton, with putting holes in Elena's diaphragm.) It didn't work for Annie, please don't let it work for Nicolas. 
• Harris kissed Ann, and Judith saw it. While Harris needed to know about Emma being tossed out of Southfork, I'm not up for Ann and Harris reuniting. He made her believe Emma was dead, and she should never forgive that.
• Pamela finds out about the affair before Bobby does, but her response to it is rather unexpected. Instead of being angry or upset, she wonders whether Emma is a good lay. She joins Emma and John Ross in bedroom after taking drugs. There is some kissing and one has to wonder if a new OT3 has been born. 
• The show ended with a montage to "The Doors" - Break on through. There is a fire raging at Southfork. Bobby and Christopher come to rescue the rescue. Sue Ellen is drunk with bourbon in what was JR's bedroom. Bo was lurking though it is possible he was the culprit. Elena was planning for some sexy times herself not knowing her birth control was no longer effective. Pamela had what looked to be a seizure when in bed with both John Ross and Emma. 

So this finale was a bit fun and made me laugh. I guess that's a good thing. The hiatus only being a few months is even better as a long hiatus really hurts momentum.